Thursday, August 28, 2008

THIS OLE WHACK BEHID DUDE


Of all people Chance of the “Stallionaires” had the nerve to clown my girl, Ms. Tiffany “I love me some NEW YORK”, Pollard in his recent interview.

This is what he told King Magazine:

Sex with New York:

It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.

His ADVICE (WTF!!!!) for New York:

Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person.

Chance is super duper whack and he of all people should not be trying to blast on New York. I swear everybody wants some camera time these days.

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